Plural Pursuivant

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Day three of Blogging 101 and by now I’m the kid sitting at the back of the class, swinging on his chair and flicking bits of rubber at the other kids. The Blogging 101 teacher has called my parents to inform them that ‘I’m not reaching my full potential.’ My mum thinks it’s because I’m bored and I’m not being stretched enough. My dad refuses to make excuses for me, he’s very clear that I’m a good-for-nothing little scallywag. Anyway, I won’t be getting my pocket money unless I do my homework, which is sooooo unfair… Continue reading Plural Pursuivant