In the 363 words that follow this disclaimer, there are:
210 words of insincerity for comic effect, 22 words of heartfelt sincerity and 131 words of something else.
End of disclaimer
First things first. It’s Fathers Day today and I’ve forgotten to send a card. So if you’re reading this Dad:
Happy Father’s Day!
Frankly if you’re not reading it then it’s not my fault you didn’t get the message. If anyone should be reading these pages avidly it’s you. You’re my father. If you don’t support my endeavours, however misguided they may be, then who will? Continue reading I bet Luke Skywalker didn’t send a card either…