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Month: February 2016
Innovation Is Not A Synonym For Success
Think outside the box Do something differently Fail miserably
Every Cloud
Meetings rarely thrill But can be brightened up by Well-chosen bisuits
Remuneration Is Reward Enough
It’s important to understand If I complain about work It’s not that I hate my job And I’m really not one to shirk
Free Delivery Isn’t Everything
Online retail is A more convenient route To buyer’s remorse
European Disunion
Today is apparently a big day for the UK in terms of our relationship with the rest of Europe. Our beloved Prime Minister, and genuine man of the people (you may detect a hint of sarcasm but I offer no comment), is trying to negotiate a better deal for us, with many predicting that the…
James Does It Himself
Hello dear reader and welcome back to James Proclaims. You catch me in the middle of a construction project. I’m currently building a chest of drawers with my own bare hands. Impressive eh? Admittedly someone has already cut the wood to convenient lengths, predrilled some holes and delivered it to me in a cardboard box…
James Complains About Stupid Retailers
I do most of my shopping online. I’m not especially a cliché of masculinity that detests the idea of actually going into shops. I like going into shops and looking at stuff I might want to own. I’m very much a consumer in spirit and there are lots of things that I think, if I owned…
Having My Cake And Eating It
Why do I avoid The things that are good for me In favour of the things that are bad? I know I’m happier When I’m healthier And usually I’m wealthier Because the bad stuff is more expensive Than the good
Self-Respect Is Overrated
Overindulging Achieving very little Perfect Friday night
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