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Day: May 21, 2016

I Think The Sofa’s Eaten It

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Although the week has taken its toll
I have chilled beer and snacks in a bowl
It is time to unwind
But I can’t seem to find
The television remote control

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Posted onMay 21, 2016May 22, 2016CategoriesHumour, PoetryTagshumor, limerick, poetry, remote control, television, TV1 Comment

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