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Day: June 2, 2016

Never Judge A Duck By It’s Cover

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Sometimes I look like I’m working hard
Paying each task I have due regard
But an observant view
Will reveal it’s not true
My work ethic is quite the canard

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Posted onJune 2, 2016June 2, 2016CategoriesHumour, PoetryTagscanard, duck, humor, lazy, limerick, poetry, procrastination, workLeave a comment

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