I should improve my diet I’d probably lose some weight I might look slightly better Could end up feeling great I don’t lack the will power Required for this dream It’s just I’m not inclined To abnegate ice-cream
Month: September 2016
Failure Is An Option
When self-improvement Seems a bit too difficult Shamelessly give up
James Complains About Healthy Eating
Much as it pains me to admit it, I’m already too old to ‘live fast and die young’. It’s no longer a goal I can achieve. So instead I’ve decided to ‘live at a moderate pace and die quite old’. In order to ensure that happens I’m going to start making sensible choices about my…
Morning Is Broken
Gordon took a sip of his lukewarm tea, his fifth cup of the morning, both in terms of volume of tea and indeed receptacles. The previous, now empty, mugs sat on the pine coffee table (bought second-hand from a charity shop and by far the nicest piece of furniture he owned) in front of him,…
James Proclaims! 