Humour, Poetry Broccoli Monopoly by James • June 28, 2020 Eat your broccoli To stay healthy and ensure There’s none left for me Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailLinkedInRedditPinterestLike Loading...
James Proclaims! 
I love broccoli!
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Then you are welcome to it
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More broccoli for me!
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Take as much as you want
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It’s especially good with bacon:-)
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Everything is better with bacon. But if I could have my bacon without the broccoli then all the better
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Yummy with bacon and cheese. Hold the broccoli!
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That is a recipe I can get on board with
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The nice thing about broccoli is…
Nope, I’ve got nothing. You’re right.
But I suppose they’re not sprouts, so there is that maybe.
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I’m largely suspicious of anything green on my plate
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First Taste.
Ma served up a bunch,
I took a tentative munch,
Its got vitamins, its got crunch-
Oops, I’m gonna lose my lunch.
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And what good are the vitamins then?
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Hey, instant pesto?
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Capitalism at its finest.
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We only serve the finest capitalism here sir. The side order of broccoli is at your discretion.
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Not sure whether I dislike broccoli or this purported ‘song’ more…
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Nope, the ‘song’ is worse. At least broccoli is good for you…
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Your replies are the best! (and funny!)
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Thanks, although this reply was always going to run the risk of being disappointing now that expectations have been raised…
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