My phone may be smart
But it can’t do the dishes
Which is unhelpful
A Haiku About Unrealistic Expectations Of Technology
The wit and wisdom of a man who has neither…
My phone may be smart
But it can’t do the dishes
Which is unhelpful
James Proclaims! 
If James had smart home
Phone could run the dishwasher
That would help a lot
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I would need a dishwasher for that to work. Currently I am the dishwasher sadly.
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Or clean toilets. I’m waiting for iPhone 26.
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Hopefully they’ll have sorted it by then – it’s been a huge oversight until now
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I think it should at least make an effort. How’s it going to improve if it never tries?
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I agree. It’s the attitude that bothers me the most
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Best just to try. Throw it in and see what happens!
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Makes sense. What’s the worst that could happen?
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You should get an iPad. I’m told it’s the modern day equivalent of the Brillo pad.
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That sounds perfect!
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Only a stupid phone would get stuck with the dishes.
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That’s fair. And no-one wants a stupid phone.
Although stupid WordPress decided that your comment was spam so I only just found it. Sorry.
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Wow. That’s strange.
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Seems to happen randomly to a few of my regular visitors – I don’t always check the spam folder so I’ve probably missed a few. Found your comment though so it’s a happy ending this time
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Profound indeed!
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Thanks for understanding
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Phones, Smart Or Stupid?
A device worth thinking on.
What happened to Talking?
Stay well and Laugh when you can
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You can use phones for talking?
Mind officially blown…
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it’s one of the new things it can do from like forever
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