

At first glance the title of this post looks like it might be a clever play on a fairly common idiom. But it isn’t really that clever and it doesn’t bear up to much scrutiny. Nonetheless, as the title of a fairly pointless post about my current blogging stats, it serves a purpose.
That I’m blogging about blogging stats is also hard to justify. It’s just something that I’ve been doing on the first day of the month in recent times. Back on July 1st I was celebrating the fact that, according to the four key strands of blogging success as dictated by our supreme blogging overlords, the Gods of WordPress, June 2020 had been my most successful blogging month since August 2015. Of course, August 2015 was something of a freak month, an outlier, a beacon of shame casting a shadow over all of the much much less successful months that followed. So I assumed June 2020 was just another aberration.
But lo and behold, on August 1st, I was celebrating the fact that July 2020 was now my most successful month ever. Having two bumper stat harvests in consecutive months was unheard of over here at Proclaims Towers and I began to believe that maybe, just maybe, all my blogging dreams were starting to come true.
And then came September 1st, and as I looked back on the preceding month, I realised I had broken the record again in August. And there was really no more denying it. I had made it. I was in the blogging big leagues. Nothing could stop me from ascending to the highest echelons of the blogosphere now.
Except that in September, UK schools reopened for the first time since the end of March. And, as I work in a school, life suddenly got a lot busier. Obviously I like to claim that I never really stopped working during the pandemic. And I didn’t, not even during the school holidays. But it’s hard to deny that I didn’t really work as hard when the schools were closed as I have done for the last few weeks. Frankly I’m exhausted. And maintaining a daily blogging schedule has required me to burn the candle at both ends quite a bit (oh, wait, now the title does seem quite clever). But by mainly writing poetry about poetry for much of September, I appear to have kept my blogging streak going.
Nonetheless, my September stats have suffered. They were not as good as August. Or July. It would be easy to get quite despondent about this change of fortunes. But if I’m honest, although I have posted every day, I have been phoning it in a bit. I haven’t been great at replying to comments on my posts. And I’ve been very remiss at visiting the blogs of other people. Given the reciprocal nature of blogging (I’ll like your posts if you like mine. Even if I don’t actually like your posts…) it’s only natural that my blogging stats have slipped a little.
But September 2020 was still my third best month of all time in terms of the stats. And it’s also the month that I finally broke through the glass ceiling of 1000 followers, which has literally been an ambition of mine since before I even knew what a blog was. So in many respects, it’s fair to say that my ascension to blogging greatness is still on course.
Now, I know that some of my regular readers take a somewhat cynical view of blogging stats. And I used to feel this way too.
Back when I was a loser.
But now that my stats are soaring, I have seen the light.
Stats are more important than anything else in the world.
Numbering Up.
Enjoy the ride
Before the stall,
First comes pride,
Second, the fall.
(I jest; Bask in the glory!)
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To be fair, there isn’t actually that much glory to bask in. But the fall should be relatively inconsequential too.
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Good job, Mr. Proclaims.
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Certainly it’s an adequate job
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I just checked my stats — it turns out that September was my best month since I moved to WordPress,com.
I still think stats are rubbish, but that’s because I’m a loser 😉
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Don’t be too hard on yourself – we winners need losers like you to make us look good
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“I knew there was something you couldn’t burn at both ends. I thought it was a candle” – Groucho Marx
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That’s wisdom right there
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Long live stats…huzzah…
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They are literally everything
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I saw an increase in my stats for July and August and a slight dip in September as well. Which I say with no intentions of popping your ‘I’m the best blogger ever’ bubble.
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It’s a pretty robust bubble
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Glad you’ve seen the light. Maybe your candle has something to do with it?
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It seems the most likely explanation
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Surely not more than Jammy Dodgers?
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No, you are right. Jammy Dodgers are the most important.
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I’m fairly sure that the stats I get say more about the choice of tags I use rather than the actual posts themselves So I’m wondering whether to take inspiration (~to copy) the tags you use to see if that makes any difference …
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I find a well chosen tag does help to reel in the bots. And they do help to bulk up the stats no end…
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I’ll keep poddling on with my small stats like a loser,or as I prefer it, catering to a select, elite readership.
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As you have more followers than me and (from what I can tell) a similar number of likes per post, you’re only lying to yourself. Or I’m still a loser. And that can’t possibly be true.
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I think it was Keith Richards who said that those people who objected to you burning the candle at both ends didn’t have a long enough candle.
September was my best month ever (Look out Paul, I have you in my sights) but like others (above) I have to content myself with the stats of a loser. As somebody else said (not Keith Richards this time – he’d done his bit and gone to bed) ‘Lies, damn lies, and statistics…’
I have actually been giving some thought to this problem and I think I have found the answer – hack your account and paste my photo on your profile. It cannot fail. I, too, will have a thousand regular, avid, readers 🙂
It pains me to say, great blog as always…
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Go for it. It’s essentially what I did. The real James retired some years ago…
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