A Post That Is Sort Of About Halloween

James Proclaims (4)

Today is Halloween. I don’t much care about Halloween most years, so it seems unlikely that I will that bothered about it this year.

But the world is quite a scary place at the moment. I don’t know if that makes Halloween more or less worthwhile. We’ve basically been experiencing the apocalypse since the end of February in the UK and it started even earlier in some other countries.

It has been quite a slow burner as apocalypses go though. I fully expected the world to be mainly zombies at this point, but it appears my understanding of pandemics (which is essentially informed by B-movies) is slightly inaccurate. Although in many ways the the impressive way that elected officials ignored the clear and obvious warning signs of the impending catastrophe has been akin to many a Hollywood storyline.

And given their continued incompetence I’d imagine there is still a chance we’ll see actual zombies before the year is out.

Obviously being the parent of an active toddler who doesn’t share my views on the importance of sleep means that most days I resemble the walking dead anyway.

So I expect the zombies will leave me alone.

  23 comments for “A Post That Is Sort Of About Halloween

  1. October 31, 2020 at 5:08 am

    Toddling Off To Zombieland.
    Halloween
    Leaves you green
    Unless you’re dead
    And a dead head.

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    • November 1, 2020 at 6:55 am

      We do have a few dead heads in government at the moment

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      • November 1, 2020 at 7:00 am

        One whose head resembles a wild dandelion for one?

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      • November 1, 2020 at 7:01 am

        That’s definitely the main one

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  2. October 31, 2020 at 5:20 am

    We have the full moon, Halloween, a pandemic, and an insane election going on in the US. And, oh yeah, I forgot to mention the hurricane and wildfires. If this was a disaster movie, no one would believe it.

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    • November 1, 2020 at 6:55 am

      I don’t believe it

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  3. October 31, 2020 at 10:26 am

    I used to love Halloween when we lived down south. If it stood still, I de prayed it and we tons of trick or treaters. Here in the country? Not a single one… so I gave up. A few pumpkins and mums on the porch for color and I call it good. I do still buy candy, just in case.
    😉

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    • November 1, 2020 at 6:56 am

      I also buy candy just in case and I make sure to have a steady supply available all year because some children might get the date wrong…

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  4. October 31, 2020 at 10:55 am

    When it comes to these things, Halloween, Christmas, Easter etc, I am a cold hearted, cynical something beginning with b.
    This is what Mrs S tells me, so it’s probably true.
    Nothing starting with z though, so that’s good in a way, I suppose.

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    • November 1, 2020 at 6:59 am

      Fortunately the latest government U-turn, sorry strategic planning, should ensure that we are all zombies in time for Christmas.

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  5. October 31, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Zombies? I’m still waiting for Mad Max to do something about the Road Warriors!

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    • November 1, 2020 at 7:00 am

      Judging by the number of Audis that are still in circulation, he’s got his work cut out…

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  6. November 1, 2020 at 3:52 am

    I read that England is shutting down again and you sound so disheartened. I think we’re all feeling that way. We’re not shut down — yet, but our numbers are going up. We’re going to get through this, but it’s depressing. One of my students sounded suicidal yesterday, and I had a long talk with him and it all boiled down to the pandemic. His once-bright future doesn’t feel like that anymore. If you get feeling too down, James, just know your fans love you. This does feel like we’re living in a sci-fi movie. I think Trump will get the boot and that is definitely going to help my head. Anyway, big hug.

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    • November 1, 2020 at 7:04 am

      Thanks. It’s pretty grim here, but it’s mostly the blind incompetence of the people in charge that’s depressing. Lockdown was probably inevitable but it’s been done in the usual confusing way that means half the population will be too scared to leave their houses and the other half will be drunk in the park.

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      • November 1, 2020 at 12:54 pm

        I guess it’s one foot in front of the other for a while and that’s about it.

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  7. November 1, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    As the famous Zombie saying goes: “why bother?”

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  8. November 3, 2020 at 1:52 am

    I will share the same advice as always. If you are afraid of zombies, just make friends with a slow person larger than you. They’re easier to catch and take longer to eat. You can get away. If you’re afraid of politicians… I’m not as sure But they all act undead to me

    Laugh On

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    • November 3, 2020 at 5:31 am

      The trouble is that I suspect I am the ‘go to’ guy for people looking for a large slow friend…

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