It is Saturday
But I can’t go anywhere
And it’s November
A Haiku About How Reasons To Be Cheerful Aren’t Always As Advertised
The wit and wisdom of a man who has neither…
It is Saturday
But I can’t go anywhere
And it’s November
James Proclaims! 
Directions For Home Stay.
Upset ’cause you’re under lock down?
Cheer up, soon be over it.
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I wouldn’t mind but I am allowed to go to work which seems like the worst of all worlds…
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Ah! Poor James proclaims.
I am going to haiku
Sympathy for you
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It is appreciated
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Never mind eh James?
It is November and hence
bloody cold out there
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But going outside is the only thing we’re allowed to do…
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Outside? Don’t be silly. That’s where the death thing is. Stay in, drink irresponsibly and throw things at the telly every time the PM appears on it.
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Are you under complete lockdown? We can still go places here but everyone is masked.
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It is officially complete lockdown but there appear to be a lot more exceptions to the rules than last time so it’s not quite as grim. But also probably not as effective so ultimately it’s a restriction of liberties which will very likely achieve nothing. Which is always nice…
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You’ve been gipped. Ask for your money back.
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I didn’t read the small print
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We all learn from our mistakes.
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I’m not convinced that’s true
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I’m entitled to my unfounded optimism.
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