Dry January
Might still be easier than
Veganuary
I could manage without beer
But I’ll always need ice-cream
A Tanka That Continues A Recent Theme Of Mocking A Flawed Public Health Campaign While Also Trivialising Another January Health Challenge And Revealing That I Have A Similar Attitude To Nutrition To That Of A Small Child
James Proclaims! 
I concur, sir.
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Quite – Lockdown Three is not the time to go vegan!
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Indeed it is not!
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I knew you would
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Consider this lockdowns length.
Loneliness can take a heavy toll,
Keep up your spirits and your strength
Saturated in unholy amounts of Cholesterol.
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It’s the only sensible strategy
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It’s a scientific fact.
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I believe it is
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I’m sure there’s ice cream in Heaven. If it’s in Hell, then I might consider murdering someone on Earth.
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I would definitely kill for an eternity of ice-cream
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Apparently you can get vegan ice cream–it’s made with coconut milk. But you’d have to like coconut an awful lot to eat it, I think!
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I do quite like coconut but anything that is prefaced by the word vegan makes me suspicious. I might try it, I might even like it, I could possibly even convince myself over time that it is as good as the real thing but there would always be a part of me that would know the truth and I would eventually crack.
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One of my favourite jokes: “I’m a level 4 vegan. I don’t eat anything with a shadow”. Lol!
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I know of a place which sells beer Ice cream. It’s the best of all worlds. and it’s not dry when it melts
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You have certainly piqued my curiosity
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