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Lofty Ambitions

Today I have a goal A target I must hit It really won’t be easy But I’m not going to quit I will persevere all…

May 6, 2018

Humour, Poetry
Life Style

With a mug of supposedly ‘artisan’ coffee (at least according to the packaging from which he had extracted the pod) in one hand and his…

May 5, 2018

Fiction, Humour
I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don’t Understand A Single Word Of What I Am Saying

Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog where I wow the world with my artistic talents. Of which I have few. Prior…

May 4, 2018

Artist’s Corner, Humour
Films I Watched When I Was Younger – Issue 12: Last Man Standing

1996’s Last Man Standing is one of those movies that, on paper, looks like it should be an absolute winner. Bruce Willis plays the nameless…

May 3, 2018

Humour, review
Desperate Lover

I know I said I’d write A poem about you But I can’t do it now Cos I really need the loo You know that…

May 2, 2018

Humour, Poetry
James Explains Some Stuff That No-one Asked Him To Explain

Welcome back to another James Explains. It’s been a while since I last donned my explaining socks (which are, essentially, just ordinary socks that I’ve…

May 1, 2018

explains, Humour

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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February 17, 2021

A Rapid Rhyme About Poor Lifestyle Choices For Which I’m Making The Current Pandemic A Scapegoat

Oh we’re still in lockdown three Yearning to be free But you won’t find me whinging Instead I’ve started binging Boxsets, booze and food Whatever…
February 16, 2021

A Rhyme That Is Relying On Its Dissimilarity To Other Poetic Forms In Order To Justify Its Existence

Today I have nothing of worth to say But it appears that I’m saying it anyway And when I have nothing to convey Bad poetry…
February 15, 2021

Virtual Participation

The other day I had to attend a conference of sorts. It’s not a regular feature of my job but it happens once in a…

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