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The Stinky Sisters and the Suffering Sofa
Gosh, it’s been ages since I wrote a blog post. No really, it has. In the unlikely event you are a regular reader of my…
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Breakfast of Champions
Today will be differentI’ll become the new meI’ll start today rightAnd the world will seeMe at my bestAs I start to achieveNothing will stop meToday…
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Throwback Thursday: Two Decades of Toilet Humour
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Remote Possibilities
My televisionIs now remotely-controlledMainly by children
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The Short-Form Philistine
This post will appear on my WordPress blog and my Substack… er… whatever Substack’s thing is… Obviously my regular Substack readers won’t have noticed this…
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Confessions of a Domestic Failure
Household chores it seemsJust won’t do themselvesAnd we’re not exactly blessedWith an abundance of house elvesSo really I should get onAnd sort out my abodeBut…
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Gosh, it’s been ages since I wrote a blog post. No really, it has. In the unlikely event you are a regular reader of my…
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Today will be differentI’ll become the new meI’ll start today rightAnd the world will seeMe at my bestAs I start to achieveNothing will stop meToday…
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Today I’m resurrecting another of my favourites from my early blogging days. This one is an entirely true story that I can still remember vividly.…
