2005’s Four Brothers is exactly the kind of movie I enjoy watching when I don’t really want to have to think too much about what it is that I am watching. It’s full of mindless violence and clichés but it never pretends to be anything it isn’t and if you can suspend your disbelief and…
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The Fifth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 5
It’s a somewhat quirky fact that the person who brought the world ‘Mad Max’ is also, at least partially, responsible for 1995’s saccharine-sweet family-friendly flic, ‘Babe’. But George Millar is definitely credited for having written both. On paper, ‘Babe’ is not the kind of movie I should like. I was slightly too old to be…
The Fifth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 4
2020’s ‘The 2nd’ is the kind of low budget action movie that, once upon a time, might have been described as ‘straight-to-video’ and is the sort of thing I might have mistakenly picked up at Blockbusters in my early twenties to watch with my flat-mates and some cheap lager when we were unable to sufficiently…
The Fifth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 3
Spoiler Alert – If you haven’t seen this 2004 movie and you still intend to watch it some 17 years after it was released then I should warn you that there are some plot details below which might ruin it for you. But it’s all fairly predictable stuff so you’d probably have been able to…
The Fifth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 2
2015’s Daddy’s Home is a run of the mill comedy vehicle for Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. It’s fairly predictable, eminently forgettable and even at a slender 96 minutes, probably slightly longer than it needs to be. It’s the kind of movie that, if you’ve seen the trailer, you’ve probably already seen all of the…
The Fifth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 1
Unless I’m much mistaken it is now December and therefore it must be time for The Fifth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films. We kick off this year’s festive countdown with a movie from the Rocky franchise. This is the third time a Rocky movie has featured in my annual advent calendar with…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 30
It’s the early hours of the morning as I write this, but having been unceremoniously woken up by Little Proclaims, and realising that I didn’t have quite enough time to go back to sleep before my normal, quite early ‘getting up time’ was due to arrive, I thought I might see if I couldn’t ease…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 29
It’s the penultimate day of NaNoWriMo, which I am quite glad about because, as much as I have enjoyed attempting (and largely failing) to write a full length novel this month, I could do with a bit of rest from it all. I’m set to finish on around 25000 words, which is only half that…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 28
Although I have two more days left of this challenge, today was really the last opportunity to have a big push towards the final word count. I’ll be in work after today and novel-writing while at work would probably be frowned upon. I had a couple of productive evenings after work last week but the…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 27
Day 27 and we’re 90% of the way to NaNoWriMo completion. Not that I’ll have a completed novel at the end of this, but I’ve had another productive day and I’m certainly finishing the month strongly. I’m fairly certain that my revised goal of 25,000 words by day 30 will be achieved and I’m beginning…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 26
Happy Black Friday everyone! Or should I say ‘Happy Last Day Of Black Friday’? One of the many retailers who have been emailing me all week has indeed dubbed today ‘The Last Day of Black Friday’, suggesting that Black Friday, in spite of the name, is a multi-day event. I have waxed lyrical on this…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 25
If I’m not mistaken, today is Thanksgiving. Not here in the UK obviously. I was at work as normal today, but I am aware that my readership, while undoubtedly only a small group in its entirety, is, nonetheless, global. So some people reading this will probably be celebrating Thanksgiving and it would be churlish of…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 24
After a fairly underwhelming few days of NaNoWriMo-ing, I appear to have roared back into life this evening. While the prospect of being a NaNoWriMo ‘winner’ has clearly escaped me, I still hold on to the very real dream of being, what I’m now dubbing, a NaNoWriMo ‘runner up’ by getting half-way to the original…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 23
23 days in to a 30-day challenge and it can be hard to see the point of it all. When I finally hit day 30, I’m fairly certain that all I’ll have to show for my efforts is a badly-written first draft of half a novel, and a series of prosaic blog-posts that I’ll probably…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 22
There have been a few times this month when I have almost fallen asleep while writing these posts, but tonight I’m even more tired than usual. So my usual preamble prior to revealing today’s word count, is going to have to be brief for fear that I will doze off any moment. I haven’t managed…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 21
Day 21 NaNoWriMo, and thus we’re 70% of the way there. My word count continues to flounder and not for the first time I find myself struggling to keep my eyes open as I write my end-of-day NaBloPoMo post. Last Sunday was, at the time, my most productive day so far, and one week on,…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 20
I may or may not be slightly inebriated as I wite this. I have been drinking beer, so it would be reasonable to question my sobriety, but equally I’m not currently sitting under a table in a Cardiff hostelry singing loudly and tunelessly, so I’ve definitley been more drunk in my life than I am…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 19
It’s Friday, which is never a bad thing. I have the weekend ahead of me and I’m very much looking forward to not being at work. Whether I will use the time available to work on my NaNoWriMo project is anyone’s guess, but, almost three weeks in, I’m no longer so naive as to expect…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 18
One of the more recent November phenomenons is the UK’s adoption of Black Friday. It’s quite a strange concept that a country that does not celebrate Thanksgiving should so emphatically embrace Black Friday, when there is no obvious rationale for doing so. Well there is one ratrionale and that is to sell stuff to people…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 17
This is the second time I’ve attempted NaNoWriMo. The last time was in 2014. I didn’t do very well that time. I’m not sure when I gave up, but I think it was long before the 17th November. I didn’t have a child back then though, so I think I made better progress with the…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 16
When I started doing this challenge I knew it would be pretty tough to maintain the novel-writing bit of it. What I hadn’t anticipated was quite how hard the blogging bit would be. I’ve maintained many a blogging streak of 30+ days in my time so I presumed this bit would be easy. The plan…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 15
Day 15 of NaNoWriMo and this is officially the halfway point. At least it is in terms of days. I’m not even close to the 25,000 words that would allow me to say that I am halfway towards the 50,000 words which will permit me to declare that I’ve written an entire novel in a…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 14
I’m officially 2 weeks in to my NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo adventure. It’s not exactly the halfway point, but it feels like a milestone of sorts. I’m now very firmly of the opinion that attemptng to write a whole novel in a month is madness, and I’m quite certain that I will not succeed in achieving that feat.…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 13
Despite keeping up the pretence, even to myself, that I will make up the defecit caused by my feeble efforts on work days, by fully committing to going above and beyond on weekends with my novel-writing, I appear to have squandered another Saturday and the target of 50,000 words on or before the 30th November…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 12
It’s Friday evening and therefore the weekend. I don’t have any half-marathons to run this weekend, though I think it’s fair to say that I’m still feeling the effects of last Sunday’s endeavours on that score. Still I am fairly optimistic that I’ll find some time to write over the next two days. I’m less…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 11
Irrespective of how good my novel is (and it really isn’t), I can’t help but feel that these accompanying posts are a little prosaic in nature. Were I just completing the NaBloPoMo challenge on it’s own, I might have mixed things up a bit. Or more likely descended into posting endless haikus. As it is,…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 10
Day 10 of this NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo journey means I’m a third of the way there chronologically. In terms of NaBloPoMo, I’m ticking all the boxes, but my NaNoWriMo journey is still some way short of close to being on target. Nonetheless, I remain very much in the game and today I have once again written some…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 9
Day 9 of my thirty day novel-writing challenge and progress is slow. I’m falling asleep as I write this, which is less than ideal, and I experienced a similar affliction when I attempted to work on my ‘masterpiece’ earlier. I did, nonetheless, manage to write some words today. 265 of them to be precise. This…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 8
It turns out running a half-marathon is tiring. I already knew this, because I did run a few in the noughties, and indeed one in 2014, but yesterday’s efforts still took it out of me more than I expected. Perhaps this is because I’m getting older, perhaps it’s the added challenge of being a parent,…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 7
In a change to the usual format (of this relatively new thing I’ve been doing), I’m posting today’s NaBloPoMo effort before I’ve even had a chance to start working on my NaNoWriMo effort. Given that the two ‘projects’ are inextricably linked (just look at the title of the posts) this may seem like an odd…
The James Proclaims NaNoWriMo/NaBloPoMo Adventure – Day 6
As I stumble to the end of day 6 of this folly, I am sad to report that I have not had the productive Saturday that I might have anticipated. I chose, instead, to spend much of the day entertaining Little Proclaims in various endeavours. She has, I think, had a good day, and I…
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