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The Inescapable James Proclaims New Year’s Eve Review Of The Year That Was

According to my understanding of the Gregorian calendar, today is the last day of the year that I have mainly been referring to as ‘2023’.…

December 31, 2023

Humour, review
Old Christmas Tree

Old Christmas tree, Old Christmas tree!How are thy leaves so plastic!Old Christmas tree, Old Christmas tree,I’m not being sarcastic In the loft in the summertime,I…

December 30, 2023

Humour, Poetry
I’m Not Dreaming of a White Christmas

I’m not dreaming of a white ChristmasJust like the ones I’ve never knownWith my gas bill risingThere’s no disguisingThe last thing that I need is…

December 29, 2023

Humour, Poetry
Have Yourself A Calorific Christmas

Have yourself a calorific Christmas,Take another biteFrom now on,Our slippers will be out of sightHave yourself a lazy little Christmas,Eat the Yule-tide log,From now on,We’ll…

December 28, 2023

Humour, Poetry
Sulking in a Christmas Traffic Jam

Sirens blareAre you listeningIn the lanesDrivers bristlingA depressing sightIt’s crappy tonightSulking in a Christmas traffic jam Gone away is all hope nowHere to stay is…

December 27, 2023

Humour, Poetry
The Day After Christmas

‘Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, Not a calorie was burning, no-one would espouse, Any kind of activity, except watching telly,…

December 26, 2023

Humour, Poetry

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The Twelve Days Of Black Fridaymas

I’m slightly obsessed with Black Friday. I don’t wait in anticipation for the amazing unbeatable deals on offer in the ‘events’ that various retailers claim…
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I’ve Still Never Had Pumpkin Pie

A decade ago, in the first November of this blog’s existence, I wrote a post on the day of Thanksgiving to explain that I didn’t…

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