I enjoy a made-up-day as much as anyone. This month alone we’ve observed ‘World Sandwich Day’, ‘World Television Day’, ‘World Toilet Day’, ‘World Kindness Day’, ‘Beaujolais Nouveau Day’ and the ever-ridiculous ‘Black Friday’.
And those are just the ones I’ve mentioned on this blog. I missed the opportunity to cover ‘Hug-a-Bear Day’, ‘Spicy Guacamole Day’ and the truly oxymoronic ‘Use Your Common-Sense Day’ which are apparently also November ‘events’
But today brings a rare treat, for whoever organises the ‘World Days’ has made a double booking. That’s right, November 26th allows us to celebrate two different causes concurrently (well three if you count International Aura Awareness Day, but I’m afraid that might be a step too far for me)
Although there is a slight conflict of interests.
For today is apparently ‘Anti-Obesity day’ and, simultaneously, ‘World Cake Day’.
It does cause something of a quandary.
How can I support both days?
My only conclusion is that I must eat all the cakes, to save everyone else from obesity.
Today is the 4th April and therefore it is my birthday. My birthday is on the 4th April every year and I fully anticipate maintaining this tradition for many years to come.
One of the main reasons, indeed possibly the only reason, that I went into the education profession was that the 4th April is always in the Easter holidays and so, theoretically, I would never have to work on my birthday.
This theory has been proven incorrect on three occasions since I joined the teaching ranks. Arguably the worst was a few years back when my birthday fell on a working Monday, but today was almost as bad, for today is Tuesday and once again I found myself at the metaphorical coalface of my profession. Continue reading Birthday Blues
Achieving their feats
Can be inspirational
And truly motivational
Maybe in time
I’ll use this inspiration
I’ll pull on my trainers
And go for a run
Or pick up a racket
Or buy a new bike
I’ll train and I’ll enter
An endurance event
I’ll push myself hard
I’ll give it my best
I’ll be leaner and stronger
I’ll be fitter and faster
I’ll be pure self-improvement
I’ll be a much better me
But if I’m brutally honest
All day and all night
Is serving to inspire
A compelling desire
To watch a lot more telly
Perhaps with a nice slice of cake
Q is for queen.
There are four of them in a pack of playing cards.
There was a band called Queen. They had a few hits. Bohemian Rhapsody was quite popular.
The British head of state is a queen. People call her The Queen. It’s her birthday tomorrow. She turns ninety apparently.
It was also my birthday this month. Continue reading Q Is For Queen
Today is apparently a big day for the UK in terms of our relationship with the rest of Europe. Our beloved Prime Minister, and genuine man of the people (you may detect a hint of sarcasm but I offer no comment), is trying to negotiate a better deal for us, with many predicting that the outcome of today’s talks will directly influence the outcome of a future referendum on whether we stay part of the European Union or go it alone in the big bad world.
The trouble with this is that most of us have no idea what a ‘good deal’ actually looks like, and so it seems preposterous to suggest it will directly influence how we vote.
How we vote will instead be decided on how afraid we are of the alternative. Some of us will vote to stay in Europe because we’re afraid of significant change and others of us will vote to leave Europe because we’re afraid of Europe telling us what to do and disproportionately afraid of mass immigration. None of those fears will be particularly informed by facts. Continue reading European Disunion
Why do I avoid
The things that are good for me
In favour of the things that are bad?
I know I’m happier
When I’m healthier
And usually I’m wealthier
Because the bad stuff is more expensive
Than the good Continue reading Having My Cake And Eating It