Q is for queen.
There are four of them in a pack of playing cards.
There was a band called Queen. They had a few hits. Bohemian Rhapsody was quite popular.
The British head of state is a queen. People call her The Queen. It’s her birthday tomorrow. She turns ninety apparently.
It was also my birthday this month.
I don’t recall there being quite so much fuss.
Admittedly I’m not ninety.
I’m quite a lot younger.
That’ll be why there was less fuss.
The Queen turns ninety tomorrow and we’ll be having cake in work.
Which is nice but we usually have cake on a Thursday so there is perhaps less reason to be excited than you might imagine.
I don’t really care that it’s The Queen’s birthday tomorrow but today I need to write about something beginning with ‘q’.
The word ‘queen’ begins with a ‘q’.
So I wrote this.