Today I refuse To settle for a haiku So there won’t be one
Tag: haiku
A Haiku About My Failure To Meet Achievable Targets
Today I had a goal Write more than just a haiku I seem to have failed
A Haiku About Things You Can Depend On Even During Lockdown
A lockdown Monday Might be unlike most Mondays But it’s still Monday
A Haiku That Demonstrates The Sad Reality That Good Organisational Skills Are No Substitute For Actual Talent
Today is Sunday And I wrote this on Sunday But not this Sunday
A Haiku About How Reasons To Be Cheerful Aren’t Always As Advertised
It is Saturday But I can’t go anywhere And it’s November
A Haiku About The Importance Of Consistency
I firmly believe That standards must be maintained Even low standards
A Haiku About The Futility Of Effort
I wake up early In order to seize the day Most days still escape
A Haiku Designed To Stand The Test Of Time
I wrote this today Unless you are reading this On another day
A Haiku About The Importance Of Sport In My Life
I like watching sport I find it more compelling Than breaking a sweat
A Haiku About The Main Purpose Of Saturday
I like Saturday Whatever happens today I won’t be at work
A Haiku About Having Realistic Expectations
If you’re reading this In the hope it’s something good It may disappoint
A Haiku About A Lack Of Equilibrium
I enjoy weekends But a five:two work/life split Seems to lack balance
A Haiku About Not Living Life To The Full
Weekends are always Full of opportunities And I squander them
A Haiku About The Futility Of Optimism
That Friday feeling A sense of hope just before A vapid weekend
A Haiku About The True Villain Of The Working Week
You survive Monday Only to discover that Tuesday’s even worse
A Haiku About When It Is Time To Stop Writing Even If All You Are Trying To Write Is A Haiku
Although I am tired I still managed to write this Perhaps unwisely
A Haiku About The Benefits Of The Brevity Of Haikus
Some people dislike Overly long poetry I understanza
A Haiku About A Sociopsychological Phenomenon Rubbing Salt Into The Wound
Failure is just a Self-fulfilling prophesy So it’s all your fault
A Haiku About The Morning After Feeling Without The Fun Of The Night Before
I drink less beer now But my toddler ensures that Hangovers endure
A Haiku About Getting Slightly Older
Late nights and parties Were once my weekends but nowI doze in a chair
A Haiku About the Limitations Of Haikus
I have much to say But seventeen syllables Can be reductive
A Haiku About Problem-Solving
A problem if shared Is not always cut in half Sometimes it doubles
A Haiku About Time
Often when time flies Certain assumptions are made But deadlines aren’t fun
Happy Hour Is Over
The laugh of a childA charming sound but betterDuring daylight hours
A Friday Haiku
Haikus on FridayAre tonally more upbeatThan Monday haikus
A Haiku By A Sleep-Deprived Parent
Sleep like a babyAt inconvenient timesAnd rarely at night
A Haiku About Unrealistic Expectations Of Technology
My phone may be smartBut it can’t do the dishesWhich is unhelpful
A Haiku About Heat
Heatwave and toddlerImproved my understandingOf the word fatigue
I Don’t Even Know The Rules
If there is more skill Than just counting syllables I can’t write haiku
One-Trick Pony
This blog has become Overly reliant on Incessant haiku
Rose-Tinted Road Rage
Stuck in traffic jam Screaming toddler in the back Was lockdown so bad?
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