Finish line in sight
Soon the race begins again
But today we win
Every One Of Them Is A Lie
The books on my shelves
Might make me seem clever but
I haven’t read them
Artificial Irreverence
Robot alarm clock
Amusing gift to receive
Less fun this morning
Failure Is An Option
When self-improvement
Seems a bit too difficult
Shamelessly give up
Busy doing Nothing
Procrastination
A fine way to pass the time
When you have no time
Labour-Saving Lifestyle
Cleaning is hard work
Revolutionise your life
Choose squalor instead
I Hope It’s Like This On Saturday
Sunshine on Tuesday
Often serves to remind me
How much I hate work
Responsible Borrowing
Avoided fines by
Renewing library books
I will never read
Pidgin Poetry
Pigeon in the sky
Not a poet, nonetheless
Makes a fine high coo
J’Accuse!
Gym membership is
Revolutionizing my life
For the wrong reasons
