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Tag: haiku
A Haiku That Clarifies That Regardless Of Metaphoric Intent, I Really Don’t Have The Time, The Skills Nor Indeed The Inclination To Make Lemonade
It’s surely better When life does give you lemons To not accept them
A Haiku About How I Miss The Administrative Red Tape Of Having To Book A Room In Order To Have A Meeting
Did we really have This many meetings back when Meetings needed rooms?
A Haiku About How Social Media Has Challenged My Understanding Of Language
If I don’t ‘like’ it It does not always follow That I dislike it
A Haiku That Offers Unhelpful Reassurance About The Current State Of Everything
Please do not worry I know the world seems broken But it always was
A Haiku That Continues My Mockery Of A Flawed Public Health Campaign And Also Questions The Timing Of It
Dry January? I’m not even ready to Try January!
A Haiku That Demonstrates I Have Deliberately Misunderstood A Flawed Public Health Campaign In Order To Mock It
Dry January ?A month without any rain? I will drink to that!
A Haiku That Tries To Justify Its Own Existence But Probably Fails To Do So
Back to work today No time to write anything More than this haiku
A Haiku About Lessons That Can Be Learned From Father Christmas To Help Ease The January Blues
Christmas is over But like Santa I’ll remain Jolly and quite fat
A Haiku That Offers Reassurance On The Ethics Involved In Its Production
When writing haikus I use humane practices To count syllables
A Haiku That Recycles A Joke About An Emotional Wedding Cake In Order To Comment On The UK Government’s Latest Covid Strategy
Of course we all knew That the lockdown in England Would end in tiers
A Haiku On Why You Should Give Up On Your Dreams And Pursue A Sensible, If Ultimately Unfulfilling, Career Instead
Hope springs eternal But hope does not really help To pay the mortgage
A Haiku That Tries To Be Clever In Order To Distract You From The Fact That It Is Just Another Cynical Entry On A Blog That Seems To Currently Value Quantity Over Quality
Blog posts aren’t happy They don’t have any feelings But they are content
A Haiku That Both Recognises and Contributes To The Decline In Quality That Can Be The Result Of Relentlessly Trying To Maintain A Daily Blogging Schedule When You Don’t Really Have Sufficient Time To Maintain A Daily Blogging Schedule Without Compromising On Quality
I wrote this haiku To maintain a schedule but It has no value
A Haiku About Accepting Who You Really Are
Making bad choices Is so much more fulfilling If you embrace them
A Haiku That May Be Attempting Philosophy Or Could Just Be Expressing Self-Doubt
Compared to nothing It is not always true that Something is better
A Haiku About The Evocative Power Of Reading Stuff You Wrote
It seems to me like I wrote this just yesterday That’s because I did
A Haiku That Is In Denial
Today I refuse To settle for a haiku So there won’t be one
A Haiku About My Failure To Meet Achievable Targets
Today I had a goal Write more than just a haiku I seem to have failed
A Haiku About Things You Can Depend On Even During Lockdown
A lockdown Monday Might be unlike most Mondays But it’s still Monday
A Haiku That Demonstrates The Sad Reality That Good Organisational Skills Are No Substitute For Actual Talent
Today is Sunday And I wrote this on Sunday But not this Sunday
A Haiku About How Reasons To Be Cheerful Aren’t Always As Advertised
It is Saturday But I can’t go anywhere And it’s November
A Haiku About The Importance Of Consistency
I firmly believe That standards must be maintained Even low standards
A Haiku About The Futility Of Effort
I wake up early In order to seize the day Most days still escape
A Haiku Designed To Stand The Test Of Time
I wrote this today Unless you are reading this On another day
A Haiku About The Importance Of Sport In My Life
I like watching sport I find it more compelling Than breaking a sweat
A Haiku About The Main Purpose Of Saturday
I like Saturday Whatever happens today I won’t be at work
A Haiku About Having Realistic Expectations
If you’re reading this In the hope it’s something good It may disappoint
A Haiku About A Lack Of Equilibrium
I enjoy weekends But a five:two work/life split Seems to lack balance
A Haiku About Not Living Life To The Full
Weekends are always Full of opportunities And I squander them
A Haiku About The Futility Of Optimism
That Friday feeling A sense of hope just before A vapid weekend
