Awesome Friday nights
Far too often result in
Awful Saturdays
Glass Half Empty
Waited a whole week
For Friday night to arrive
Just to dread Monday
Looking Forward To The Day You Can Say “Was I There?”
They look forward to
Events they record on screens
But don’t remember
That Friday Feeling
Finish line in sight
Soon the race begins again
But today we win
Every One Of Them Is A Lie
The books on my shelves
Might make me seem clever but
I haven’t read them
Artificial Irreverence
Robot alarm clock
Amusing gift to receive
Less fun this morning
Failure Is An Option
When self-improvement
Seems a bit too difficult
Shamelessly give up
Busy doing Nothing
Procrastination
A fine way to pass the time
When you have no time
Labour-Saving Lifestyle
Cleaning is hard work
Revolutionise your life
Choose squalor instead
I Hope It’s Like This On Saturday
Sunshine on Tuesday
Often serves to remind me
How much I hate work
