It’s Sunday evening as I write this and thus the end of the first weekend after the post-Christmas return to work. It was not a vintage weekend – it started with a broken phone. A few years back a broken phone meant very little to me – I even once blogged about how little inconvenience…
Tag: smart phone
No Tifications
I have no Tifications And that makes me sad Because life with no Tifications Is quite clearly bad There are no emojions That could ever quite convey The true depth of my FOMO At the lack of tificating on display I do not like the appsence Of likes upon my page And I really cannot…
A Haiku About Unrealistic Expectations Of Technology
My phone may be smartBut it can’t do the dishesWhich is unhelpful
Looking Forward To The Day You Can Say “Was I There?”
They look forward to Events they record on screens But don’t remember
Making The Most of Modernity
Though I might seem enthusiastic Technology is quite fantastic Yes my phone is so cool It’s a wonderful tool For tweets that are vaguely sarcastic
Double Digital Detox
Just over a year ago my phone decided to spontaneously combust. Up until that point it had been a functional but nonetheless unglamorous model of smart phone. It was the best one I’d ever owned, but significantly less good than the phones most other people seemed to own. As I’ve mentioned in other posts, I’ve…
James Complains About The Demise Of His Smart Phone And The Relative Lack Of Inconvenience This Has Caused
It seems like only a few weeks ago that I was ‘celebrating’ the fact that I had written my very first blog post via the medium of phone and extoling the wonders of the modern world. Admittedly it seems like only a few weeks because it is, in fact, only a few weeks since I…
James Embraces The Modern World
I’m writing this on my phone. To me that is enough of a novelty for me to need no further content in this post. For I am a man that eschews technology.
James Proclaims! 