Humour, Poetry

No Tifications

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I have no Tifications
And that makes me sad
Because life with no Tifications
Is quite clearly bad

There are no emojions
That could ever quite convey
The true depth of my FOMO
At the lack of tificating on display

I do not like the appsence
Of likes upon my page
And I really cannot comment
On no comments, I just feel rage

But there are no Tifications
And for that I truly weep
Although the appsence of the pinging
Really has improved my sleep

  18 comments for “No Tifications”

  1. Herb
    August 12, 2021 at 5:12 am

    Try ball-peen repairs for a more permanent fix.

    Liked by 4 people

    • James
      August 16, 2021 at 8:23 am

      I think you’ve hammered home your point

      Liked by 2 people

  2. dumbestblogger
    August 12, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    🤯

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Peter's pondering
    August 12, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    Try farcebook and recommend that everyone should have the Covid vaccine. I’m sure you will soon have plenty of Tifications.

    Liked by 2 people

    • James
      August 16, 2021 at 8:26 am

      I’m sure that would inject some interest

      Liked by 1 person

  4. mrwildblog
    August 13, 2021 at 10:55 am

    Sounds like you’re a Lert!

    Liked by 2 people

    • James
      August 16, 2021 at 8:26 am

      When it comes to poetry I’ve always been more of a Byssmal

      Like

  5. pendantry
    August 14, 2021 at 1:25 pm

    No Tifications beat Pon Tifications.

    Liked by 1 person

    • James
      August 16, 2021 at 8:26 am

      Or just Tifications?

      Liked by 1 person

      • pendantry
        August 16, 2021 at 3:19 pm

        I don’t really know what that would mean. Food abstinence (a vacation from tiffin), perhaps?

        Liked by 1 person

      • James
        August 17, 2021 at 8:19 am

        Perhaps you’d prefer Jus Tifications?

        Liked by 1 person

      • pendantry
        August 17, 2021 at 3:51 pm

        Yes! 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

  6. mydangblog
    August 14, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    Here’s ho-ping that you get some😁

    Liked by 1 person

    • James
      August 16, 2021 at 8:28 am

      I’m co-ping without well enough

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View
    August 18, 2021 at 2:48 am

    I broke my phone so My wife got me a new one I broke it too She doesn’t understand
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    Laugh!! Try It You’ll Like It

    Liked by 1 person

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