No Tifications

I have no Tifications
And that makes me sad
Because life with no Tifications
Is quite clearly bad

There are no emojions
That could ever quite convey
The true depth of my FOMO
At the lack of tificating on display

I do not like the appsence
Of likes upon my page
And I really cannot comment
On no comments, I just feel rage

But there are no Tifications
And for that I truly weep
Although the appsence of the pinging
Really has improved my sleep