I didn’t know what to write today,
So I wrote this,
And tried to make it look like a poem
But it obviously isn’t a poem.
Although it may qualify as a poem,
In the eyes of some
It definitely isn’t a poem,
And the word poem is overused
In my defence, I’m not that bad,
In general,
At writing things like poems,
But this is not evidence of that.
James Proclaims! 
14 responses to “This Is Not A Poem”
Beautiful piece of not poetry
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It’s a whole new art form…
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I might have to join in on this new art movement. Then I can brag about it, because I was there when it all began.
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If you join it officially is a movement and then we’re just a BBC4 documentary away from being sort of famous-ish…
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Be prepared to contact them, as I am just about to press Publish! Boom! Fame here we come.
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I’m picturing you both in black polo neck jumpers (sweaters for James’s international readers) at non-poem jam on the arts channel. Everyone in the audience is wearing your blog t-shirt …
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I think that would literally be all my dreams coming true…
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Avente garde satire at its finest. Get some wire rimmed half-glasses to go with that jumper, sir.
…What? I can be American and know what a jumper is, dammit.
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Still I’m impressed…
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Now you’ve me thinking about writing a poem!😄
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Never thought I would…
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