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My Heart’s Content

This week’s Moodle Army challenge from Haylee off Aloada Bobbins is to draw my ‘heart’s content.’ There are so many ways to interpret that. I could have drawn a contented (happy) anthropomorphic heart. Or I could have drawn the contents (inside bits) of an actual heart. Gross but clearly ticking all the boxes. Or I could…

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This week’s Moodle Army challenge from Haylee off Aloada Bobbins is to draw my ‘heart’s content.’

There are so many ways to interpret that.

I could have drawn a contented (happy) anthropomorphic heart.

Or I could have drawn the contents (inside bits) of an actual heart. Gross but clearly ticking all the boxes.

Or I could have done something a tad more sentimental.

But none of that sounds like something I would do.

Instead I’m sticking with an anthropomorphic heart, but a rather less endearing character. My heart is somewhat dishonest and likes to conduct his dodgy dealings out of a canvas home.

So, without further ado, I present this week’s offering which is:

My Heart’s Con Tent

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16 responses to “My Heart’s Content”

  1. Haylee Avatar
    Haylee

    *Interpretive applause* 👏🏼

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  2. anotherwisemonkey Avatar
    anotherwisemonkey

    Haha! I’m enjoying these, keep em coming.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. James Avatar
      James

      I’ll certainly try 🙂

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  3. Jason Avatar
    Jason

    Nice! I don’t know if any outdoor supplies store has done it as a sales promotion (probably), but I thought ‘Now is the winter of our discount tents’ would be good.

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      Very good – if it hasn’t been done it definitely needs to be done. You should email that to Millets – it could be the beginning of a lucrative outdoor recreation advertising career.

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      1. Jason Avatar
        Jason

        As often happens, a bit of googling reveals I’m not the first to think of it and it appears some outdoor shops have done that slogan. I guess my new career will be tougher than I thought and may require more in-tents effort..

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      2. James Avatar
        James

        Don’t lose heart – you’ve taken your first tent-ative steps into a brave new world…

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  4. Sheila Moss Avatar
    Sheila Moss

    Nice word play LOL.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. James Avatar
      James

      Thanks 🙂

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  5. Kat Avatar
    Kat

    Haha! I like it.

    I also had to Google the word ‘anthropomorphic’

    Liked by 1 person

    1. James Avatar
      James

      Haha – don’t worry, I had to double check before I actually used it…

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  7. The Bloggerman Avatar
    The Bloggerman

    Very clever 👍👏

    Liked by 1 person

    1. James Avatar
      James

      Thanks (although perhaps too generous…) 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

      1. The Bloggerman Avatar
        The Bloggerman

        It made me chuckle, didn’t see that one coming

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  8. Peter's pondering Avatar
    Peter’s pondering

    Dear Sir
    I take a fence over the con tent of this post. The Police are canvassing the neighbours to try to discover who let the cows out!

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