Sleep like a baby
At inconvenient times
And rarely at night

19 responses to “A Haiku By A Sleep-Deprived Parent”

  1. I’m going to show this to my boss and tell her, “James Proclaims.”

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    1. Good luck with that and let me know if it works

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      1. I’ll call you from the unemployment line.

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  2. Time Tested Advice For Frazzled Fathers.
    Should ‘lil ones head nod
    Then into the land of Nod sinks
    Wearily say ‘thank God’
    And grab forty winks.

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    1. Probably doesn’t apply if she nods off while I’m driving on the M25 though?

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      1. True… a motorway cafe car park?

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      2. My daughter check-mates me there too – she wakes up when the car stops moving…

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  3. That is typical babies for you.

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  4. 10CC sang: ‘It’s daybreak in the land of Nod, so go to sleep you little sod,’
    That used to go through my head frequently when my kids were small.

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    1. That could be my new anthem

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      1. It was mine for a few years.

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  5. A teaspoon of gin
    then you can sleep in!

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    1. I’m going to need more gin than that. Oh, you mean for her…

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  6. Great poem I remember those days, How about this??

    Eat like a Birdie
    Messy distracted and gone
    Also like a child

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    1. Definitely messy, but the high chair keeps her in place and I ignore her plaintive cries of resistance.

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      1. She’ll figure out how to slip out, or undo the tray sooner or later

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      2. She’s getting closer each day

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  7. A sad fact for parents. A sadder fact for innocent and unaware parents!

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  8. May you live in interesting times.

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