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A Poem About Poo

Oh how we celebrateWhen our small child defecatesIn a plastic potty What makes us so happyIs the absence of a nappyAnd no poo on the floor Next comes the toilet properA genuine showstopperThe logistics are quite hard But we’ll keep the champagne on iceFor that parental paradiseWhen she wipes her own bum

James
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Oh how we celebrate
When our small child defecates
In a plastic potty

What makes us so happy
Is the absence of a nappy
And no poo on the floor

Next comes the toilet proper
A genuine showstopper
The logistics are quite hard

But we’ll keep the champagne on ice
For that parental paradise
When she wipes her own bum

3 responses to “A Poem About Poo”

  1. colinmcqueen Avatar
    colinmcqueen

    In my experience it is not that they wipe their own bums, it’s what they do it on…

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  2. obbverse Avatar
    obbverse

    Lol. I have a young grandson/ who’s mastered piddly Number One/And he’s half way through/The issue of Number Two.

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  3. Musing75 Avatar
    Musing75

    A self-cleaning child
    seems rather unlikely
    so our bathroom is tiled
    and hosed down nightly!

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