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James On ‘The Toilet’
There are many arbitrary calendar dates that have been requisitioned for commercial or charitable reasons dotted throughout the calendar. There’s someone at my place of…
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Not NaNoWriMo – Part 8
Another day, another horrendously bad idea for a novel. A novel I won’t be writing. In honour of my continued non-participation in this year’s NaNoWriMo.…
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Not NaNoWriMo – Part 7
Ok people, you know the drill. This is the bit of my blog when I tell you about a novel that I’m definitely not writing…
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Have A Vin-Tastic Day
Today is Beaujolais Nouveau Day. It’s a day when the wine makers of the Beaujolais region in France would like you to sample their latest…
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A Beacon Of Convenience
Before Mrs Proclaims and I moved to Reading, we spend a year living in an overpriced flat in High Wycombe. High Wycombe is in Buckinghamshire,…
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Not NaNoWriMo – Part 6
If I were taking part in NaNoWriMo, I’d almost certainly be on track with my word count and winging my way towards a commercial and…
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