Thinking Outside Of The Boxing Day

James Proclaims (4)

While I always like to write a Christmas Day post, I don’t always bother on Boxing Day. There are only so many times you can make jokes about festive pugilism after all.

Still, I find myself with a few moments to kill today, as my daughter is enjoying her afternoon nap and my wife, who has a work ethic that I find incomprehensible and had to be persuaded to reluctantly take yesterday off, is now back to her studies. So I thought I’d pen a few words of wisdom on the day after a Christmas that was not nearly as bad as advertised.

In a moment I will start making the, now traditional, sprout soup, which serves as a healthy alternative to the massive amount of chocolate that would otherwise be our staple for the next few days. The chocolate will still be eaten of course, but the soup at least ensures that we get some nutrition. I should point out that it is sprout soup in name only. I once did make soup out of nothing but sprouts and it was more than a tad bitter. These days sprouts make up a very small percentage of what is, essentially, a mixed vegetable soup. You can’t really taste the sprouts at all. Which is a good thing.

As I write this I am drinking quite a strong beer. Indeed it is almost as potent as the one I drank yesterday, which frankly floored me for most of the day. But I haven’t got anywhere to be, so I might as well be inebriated. I will technically be responsible for the welfare of a small child in an hour or so, but my wife, while ensconced in academic literature, is still within earshot, so I’m sure all will be well.

If needs be I can always sober up with a cup of my Christmas-themed coffee, which is only slightly more expensive and marginally less pleasant than my usual brand of coffee. Although I can’t promise I won’t add a drop of brandy to the coffee.

Little Proclaims has, for her part, thoroughly enjoyed Christmas 2020. She was too young to really notice Christmas 2018 and Christmas 2019 was somewhat ruined by her having tonsillitis so I’m not sure she got the most out of it. She is more than making up for it this year and is very much a fan of presents. There are still a few unopened gifts as we’re trying to eke it all out a bit, but I’m not sure how she’s going to take it on the day we have to tell her that there are no more things to unwrap. My guess is that she will not take it well.

She is also a fan of the Christmas tree. I didn’t actually put it up until Christmas Eve because I wanted it to have a chance of surviving the big day. It has been touch and go and not every bauble will make it to the other side of the festive period, but so far, though not entirely unscathed, the tree is still standing.

Which is not something that will be true of me if I keep drinking this beer.

  16 comments for “Thinking Outside Of The Boxing Day

  1. December 26, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Thoroughly enjoyed reading 🙂🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:26 pm

      Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for stopping by.

      Liked by 2 people

  2. December 26, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Wonderful! I really wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas on yesterday’s post, but the comments were closed. So here we are–Happy Boxing Day!

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    • December 26, 2020 at 7:18 pm

      Sorry I changed the settings a while ago because I was getting a lot of spam but thanks for coming back! Happy Boxing Day to you too!

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  3. December 26, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    Christmas is a joy when seen through a childs eyes. If the adults view is slightly unfocused or addled, so much the better. Glad it was enjoyable, and glad you’re making your own traditions.

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    • January 1, 2021 at 4:27 pm

      Christmas is definitely better when seen through addled eyes!

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  4. December 26, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    A Boxy happing day to you!

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  5. December 26, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Cheers! 🍻

    Liked by 1 person

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:28 pm

      And belatedly to you too, although I haven’t really stopped drinking in the meantime

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  6. December 27, 2020 at 1:02 am

    I didn’t drink a drop yesterday or today, for that matter, but I intend to be feeling no pain as I see the end of this vile year on the 31st. Like everyone, I’m really looking forward to 2021.

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    • January 1, 2021 at 4:29 pm

      And you had to wait until 2021 for my reply. Which perhaps sums up 2020…

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  7. December 27, 2020 at 1:12 am

    You are now “closing comments” on your posts and I was going to comment on the Christmas post. I was going to say something really interesting too, and now you don’t get to know what I was going to say. So fine. Whatever. It’s your blog so your rules, James. (It was going to be really, really interesting! Downright fascinating, in fact. )

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    • January 1, 2021 at 4:31 pm

      The closing of the comments was just a temporary measure in order to alleviate the workload that accumulates when you’re as bad as I am at replying to comments in a timely fashion.

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  8. December 27, 2020 at 3:52 am

    Cheers to you and your beer. I salute your choice in soup however I am not as yet ready to be healthy. As I read this I am enjoying a fine Kentucky Bourbon and Dark Chocolate. Why? Because I can. I need to have something to give up on the new year. Besides my kids aren’t toddlers anymore.

    Seek Laughter in all its forms

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    • January 1, 2021 at 4:32 pm

      The soup was merely to mitigate the ongoing consumption of alcohol and chocolate, which is till very much ongoing and likely to be for the forseeable.

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