A Twixmas Poem

Christmas Day is over
But it Christmas isn’t gone
Because the house is full of festive food
So the party must go on

I really must stop eating
But there’s so much left to eat
And chocolate’s now a staple
It’s no longer just a treat

I’m concerned that it’s not healthy
And I’ve gained weight I fear
But I find it hard to really care
That’s a problem for next year

  10 comments for “A Twixmas Poem

  1. December 28, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    It seems James’ waist’s expanding
    But waste not want not reigns
    The more he clears the cupboards
    The more his tummy pains!

    Liked by 5 people

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:38 pm

      To be fair I have now built up quite an impressive tolerance.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. December 28, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Christmas is a time to celebrate
    Wash down a glass, clean your plate,
    And the hell with Weight Watchers-
    Expand your belt a few more notches.

    Liked by 2 people

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:39 pm

      If all else fails, there are always bigger trousers


  3. December 28, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I know just what it is you mean
    We’re idling in the doldrums
    Waiting for the next excuse to
    Oncemore overfill our tums

    Liked by 4 people

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:39 pm

      And I never need much of an excuse

      Liked by 1 person

  4. December 28, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    Well said.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. December 29, 2020 at 3:14 am

    Overeating time is here
    Weight might be gained I fear
    But ease your mind, the glass is near
    This is why He created beer

    May The farce be with us

    Liked by 1 person

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