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Free Verse About The Value Of Money

I tried explaining That money isn’t everything That it can’t buy you happiness That it can’t buy you love That it is, in fact The…

January 11, 2022

Humour, Poetry
A Post About That Is Partly About Phones And Partly About The Imagination Of A Small Child

It’s Sunday evening as I write this and thus the end of the first weekend after the post-Christmas return to work. It was not a…

January 10, 2022

Humour, James Proclaims
Free Verse About Policies

It’s an old adage That honesty is the best policy But one doesn’t often find honesty In many policies One may find statements With synonyms…

January 9, 2022

Humour, Poetry
Free Verse About Pandemics

It turns out That pandemics are not just about Highly infectious diseases They are also about Competency Logistics And cooperation Either exemplary Or a lack…

January 8, 2022

Humour, Poetry
Free Verse About An Early Morning Run In January

In the early hours of A crisp January morning I went for a run My way was initially lit By street lamps Whose reflections sparkled…

January 7, 2022

Humour, Poetry
Flash Fiction About The Perils Of Time Travel

Damien awoke with a start to discover another person in his bedroom. At first he thought he was dreaming as the other person, though considerably…

January 6, 2022

Fiction, Humour

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Episode 9: One Long Pointless Take
Episode 8: Home From Home
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The Cycle Of Life

I respect cyclistsAnd their right to use all roadsNot on my commute
November 8, 2025

The Secret Of Comedy

My children assertA sentence is less funnyWithout the word poo
November 7, 2025

Parental Viewing Habits

Children are asleepThe TV is mine at lastTo dose in front of

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