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A Rapid Rhyme That Claims (Somewhat Unconvincingly) Not To Be About Christmas

This poem is not about Christmas So please don’t mistake it for that I’m already back into ‘work mode’ And considering being less fat No…

January 5, 2022

Humour, Poetry
Yet Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

Back to work after Christmas break It’s all downhill from here Can’t dress in festive loungewear Can’t start the day with a beer My suit…

January 4, 2022

Humour, Poetry
Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

So we’ve reached the end of Christmas (Well we’re there or thereabouts) And somehow I’ve survived Though at times I had my doubts But as…

January 3, 2022

Humour, Poetry
A Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

Epiphany is still yet days away The fridge contains leftover roast But it’s clear that the holiday’s over Christmas Spirit has given up the ghost…

January 2, 2022

Humour, Poetry
A Resolutionary Vision

It’s New Year’s Day and thus time to lift myself out of the pit of Christmas excess and make some empty promises about how much…

January 1, 2022

Humour, James Proclaims
The Formulaic James Proclaims New Year’s Eve Review Of The Year That Was

It’s New Years Eve and tradition dictates that I must review the year gone by for fear that no-one else will think to do it…

December 31, 2021

Humour, review

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Episode 11: Workplace Paranoia
Episode 10: Maintaining the Least Commercially Viable Option
Episode 9: One Long Pointless Take
Episode 8: Home From Home
Episode 7: Thank You For the Music

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November 6, 2025

Mochastalgia

I first drank a mochaccino in the late 1990sIt genuinely blew my mindUntil then I had been contentWith a middle-of-the rangeInstant coffee at homeBold Glend…
November 5, 2025

A Fireworks Spooktacular

Remember, remember the 5th of November, for some reason. I can’t remember why. Something about guide forks? I don’t know what a guide fork is…
November 4, 2025

Sartorial Suspicions

This week I started wearing new clothes to workClothes largely in the style of my other work attireBut newer versions of themNew shoes, new trousers…

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