My phone may be smartBut it can’t do the dishesWhich is unhelpful
Tag: technology
May The Fifteenth Be With You: The Great Heep
‘The Great Heep’ is a bizarre entry into the Star Wars ‘back catalogue’. A feature length special of an already cancelled TV show, which very few people actually watched. It would be easy enough to have viewed this as just an extended episode of the aforementioned show, which I wrote about yesterday, as it seems…
The Re-emergence Of A Man Who Claims To Proclaim
It’s been almost three full months since I last elected to post on these pages, over five months since the post that preceded that and, aside from a flurry of activity over the Christmas period, it’s been a little over a year since I can claim to have been producing content regularly, so you might…
Cookie Cravings
Dear Internet, please stop showing me All the stuff I could acquire It’s not that I don’t want it For you know that I aspire To wear those funky trainers And play with that new phone But I’m sure I can’t afford All these things I’d like to own And while I do agree That…
The Future Is Bright
The realities of a ‘post-truth’ world Are hard to distinguish from those Of the pre-truth world Worlds where we are bombarded by images Of things we neither want nor need Although On reflection Maybe we might need them And we do quite want them In fact, we can’t live without them But iThink iKnow what…
Artificial Irreverence
Robot alarm clock Amusing gift to receive Less fun this morning
Double Digital Detox
Just over a year ago my phone decided to spontaneously combust. Up until that point it had been a functional but nonetheless unglamorous model of smart phone. It was the best one I’d ever owned, but significantly less good than the phones most other people seemed to own. As I’ve mentioned in other posts, I’ve…
James Embraces The Modern World
I’m writing this on my phone. To me that is enough of a novelty for me to need no further content in this post. For I am a man that eschews technology.
James Reviews The Tesco Hudl Replacment Charge Board Port Socket Micro USB Port
If, like me, you realised about a year ago that this whole ‘iPad’ malarkey wasn’t just a fad and that maybe technology was starting to get away from you, then you too may have rushed in a mild state of panic, to your nearest Tesco, in order to rectify the situation. Obviously not to buy…
James Proclaims! 