Gangster Cauliflower



Well technically he’s a ‘Gangster Cauliflower Floret’. But if this dude wants to drop the ‘floret’ and just go with ‘Gangster Cauliflower’ then who are we to argue?

To be fair though ‘Gangster Cauliflower Floret’ is what he is, not who he is.

He has a name.


Maybe even a few hobbies.

Perhaps when he’s not ‘gangstering’ he likes more passive activities.

Maybe he’s into cross-stitch.

Who knows?

Cos right now he’s going to work and no-one wants to get in his way.

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