A head cold never brings me much cheer
Regardless of the time of the year
I feel lost in my head
And my nose is bright red
So I look like a famous reindeer.

12 thoughts on “Festively Fragile in February

  1. Your antlers are itchy
    your nose is quite red
    your nose is so runny
    it ran from the bed
    you’re stuffy and husky
    and feeling quite queer
    “Don’t worry” says Mrs Proclaim in your ear
    Just drink up this soup
    it’ll do you right good
    it’ll clear up the passages
    thicken the blood
    and very soon deer (sic) you’ll feel full of life
    and then once again can make love to your wife!

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