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A head cold never brings me much cheer
Regardless of the time of the year
I feel lost in my head
And my nose is bright red
So I look like a famous reindeer.
The wit and wisdom of a man who has neither…
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A head cold never brings me much cheer
Regardless of the time of the year
I feel lost in my head
And my nose is bright red
So I look like a famous reindeer.
James Proclaims! 
Boo! Hope you feel better soon.
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Thanks. I’m feeling slightly better already but haven’t made it beyond the sofa this morning…
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Stay there as long as possible…
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As lengthways on the couch you sprawl,
Too sick to smile, too tired to bawl,
Remind yourself that Rudolph’s nose
Is fucking awesome when it glows.
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Oh, dear/deer
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Very good 😊
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Your antlers are itchy
your nose is quite red
your nose is so runny
it ran from the bed
you’re stuffy and husky
and feeling quite queer
“Don’t worry” says Mrs Proclaim in your ear
Just drink up this soup
it’ll do you right good
it’ll clear up the passages
thicken the blood
and very soon deer (sic) you’ll feel full of life
and then once again can make love to your wife!
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Is it good form to comment on a poem with a better poem?
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It was meant as a compliment and a complement so that gives me room for manoeuvre. I know that is nonsensical, I just like to use the word manoeuvre!
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Good word play all round there. Well done sir!
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My heart is all astir
I had a teacher call me Sir
and he’s from the old UK
not from the USA.
Another of my life’s ambitions achieved!
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