Super

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Where did Tess go?
I hear she’s doing quite well
Despite fears induced by a shift
In prices blamed on continental drift
But she returned home sans berries
Because now they’re too expensive
And she Asda make do with cheaper alternatives
And consider Aldi options
To make the most of her devalued pound
Cos every Lidl helps
But do we need more rice on?
I think Rose will just have to Wait
But what’s that over there?
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No it’s just a big shop.
Is there anything ‘super’ about that?

  9 comments for “Super

  1. Jay
    April 13, 2017 at 3:31 am

    Luckily I know enough to decipher and appreciate this! Well done.

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    • April 13, 2017 at 11:35 am

      Well done you! I’m not sure I’d have managed the same outside of the UK 🙂

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  2. April 13, 2017 at 7:31 am

    Excellent. I’ll now shop with poetry in my heart

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  3. April 13, 2017 at 7:41 am

    Lol very good. I was reading it and mentally going ‘Ahhhh’ I see what you did there 🙂

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    • April 13, 2017 at 11:36 am

      Thanks for playing along with me 🙂

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  4. April 15, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Brilliant! Very of the moment. The British domestic version of Ice Cream by the rapper Raekwon.

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    • May 7, 2017 at 3:21 pm

      Thanks – I’m not sure if I was going for that or not but I’ll take the compliment 🙂

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  5. April 22, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    Tess could have gone to Specsavers, but she didn’t! Nicely done – weren’t we all?

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