Welcome back to another ‘James Explains’ – the home of knowledge. But not the home of wisdom.
Or knowledge really.
This is a place where questions will be answered. Not always, admittedly, with the correct answers. But it’s the thought that counts.
And so on with the questions:
Glen who previously asked about combs and then asked about tools and who still resides in Australia asks:
While cookies are baking can it be said the cookies are loading?
I think you’ve mixed up your cookies there Glen, but that’s OK. You can say they’re loading if you like. I have no objections.
But I would ask in return, while cookies are loading can it be said the cookies are baking?
And of course the answer is definitely probably yes.
Haylee who previously asked about lions and bears and hot dogs and is still from the UK but somewhere different in the UK to me asks:
Jaffa, cake or biscuit? (Standard, centuries old dilemma!)
A dilemma indeed, although as they’re called Jaffa Cakes I think it’s obvious they are cakes. Cakes that seem to be quite a lot like biscuits admittedly.
I don’t think it matters. They are what they are and what they are is delicious. I had some cranberry and clementine Jaffa Cakes over the Christmas period and they were tremendous.
And definitely cakes.
That seem a bit like biscuits.
Bryntin, who is from the UK but somewhere different in the UK to either me or Haylee asks:
James, please explain Jacob Rees-Mogg and how he can possibly still not appear aged after leaving university in 1838.
Now this is a mystery and there really can be only one explanation. And that is Jacob Rees-Mogg is a vampire and therefore immortal.
But, I hear you cry, Jacob Rees-Mogg seems to be perfectly happy going out in daylight.
And that is true, he doesn’t mind daylight. But that’s because he’s that rare thing in the world of vampires, the ’Daywalker’.
In fact 1998 movie Blade is actually based quite heavily on the life of Jacob Rees-Mogg. It’s a great film but it did raise some eyebrows at the time because some people thought the casting choice of Wesley Snipes was an interesting direction to go in. But I think Snipes captures the essence of Rees-Mogg fully in that movie and the, frankly brilliant sequel Blade II. I was less sure about his performance in the third Blade movie, but he did his best with a poor script, and it was still probably better than the forthcoming ‘Blade Brexit’ is going to be. Not much is known about the script but the premise seems to be that the title character becomes the unlikely leader of the Conservative party and in doing so also becomes a Prime Minister without a mandate who leads Britain out of the clutches of the European Union and into economic uncertainty and isolationism. Many think that it’s too far-fetched.
And that’s it for another James Explains. Tune in next week to see if anyone has bothered to ask me any more questions.
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