Welcome back to that bit of my blog where I pretend I’m going to explain stuff but then don’t explain anything much at all. This week, as ever, I’ll be answering the questions of other people.
People like Haylee who previously asked about lions and bears and hot dogs and jaffa cakes and is still from the UK but somewhere different in the UK to me. Haylee asks:
Do giraffes make a sound? And would they be the rudest animal if they could speak ‘human’?
Now this does seem like an obvious opportunity to promote the ‘Magic Penguin’ bit of my blog which features a character called Fat Giraffe, who speaks ‘human’ and has been known to be rude, but I’m really not into that kind of self-promotion.
Although you should totally check out the ‘Magic Penguin’ stories now.
But back to the question and whether giraffes make a sound. The answer is yes, yes they do. And I doubt they’re anything like as rude as a vole. I once met a vole who was just the rudest creature.
Ok that isn’t entirely true – I’ve never met a vole of any temperament but I can’t imagine a giraffe would be all that rude. They seem like they’d be quite polite as animals go.
Want to hear what a giraffe sounds like?
Then watch this video in which a giraffe makes a noise.
Jay from the USA asks:
Which is better, Godfather Part I or Godfather Part II? Follow up, why is there so much hatred for Godfather Part III?
Now it would genuinely help if I had seen any of the Godfather films and I haven’t. I should have done, I know I’d enjoy them, but I never seem to have got around to it.
Still, it does seem to be widely accepted that both of the first two Godfather films are pretty good – although according to Wikipedia (the place I go to learn everything), the first one was marginally more successful both critically and commercially. But in the end it’s all just a matter of opinion and as I’ve never seen either I’m not really entitled to have an opinion on this topic..
And why is there so much hatred for part III? Well I haven’t seen that either, but I’d imagine it’s because it isn’t a very good film, a fact which is made all the worse because the other two are supposedly very good.
But I haven’t seen any of them, so what do I know?
I was going to watch them in preparation for this, but frankly, they do seem to be a bit long.
gigglingfattie who previously asked about rubber duckies and is still from Canada asks:
Why, when challenging yourself to post 10 songs from your iTunes, will the most embarrassing ones always be played?!
I think anything that is likely to cause embarrassment is almost inevitable.
So the trick is not to be embarrassed by anything.
I know that when I’m putting together playlists for my own amusement at home or in the car, they tend to be a mix of nineties and noughties indie classics.
But give me one too many tequilas on a night out and I’ll happily bounce around the dance floor to some ‘interesting’ choices.
Like the one below:
FInally, Pete, who previously asked about my name and ‘the point’ and is still from the UK but somewhere different in the UK to me and Haylee asks:
Will we all be rich after Brexit?
I think the answer to that is clearly no Pete. While I’m pretty sure that Brexit will neither be as bad as some of us fear nor anywhere near as good as some people would have us believe, most of us will be as rich or as poor as we ever were.
But we will have our blue passports back so whatever the other consequences, it will all have been worth it.
And that’s it for another week of explaining stuff.
I expect I’ll do it all again next week if anyone posts a question or two in the comments section below.