Desperate Lover


I know I said I’d write
A poem about you
But I can’t do it now
Cos I really need the loo

You know that I adore you
And I would try to write it first
But I just can’t hold it in
Cos I’m about to burst

My poem will be lovely
I’m sure you will agree
But it’s hard to be creative
When you badly need to pee

It might be disappointing
And you might feel aggrieved
But I can’t find the right words
Until I feel relieved

So please excuse me now
I’m afraid I must disperse
But I’ll soon be in a state
To woo you better with my verse

  10 comments for “Desperate Lover

  1. Sadah
    May 2, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Nice piece.

    Liked by 1 person

    • May 2, 2018 at 8:31 pm

      Thanks 🙂


      • Sadah
        May 2, 2018 at 8:34 pm

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  2. Bryntin
    May 2, 2018 at 9:16 am

    A classic of the unfulfilled need genre.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. May 2, 2018 at 9:48 am

    Well, that took the pressure off…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. May 2, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Don’t strain yourself!

    Liked by 1 person

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