Is there a vessel
More noble than the tankard
From which to drink beer?
It does seem doubtful because
Most glasses have no handle
A Tanka About A Tankard
The wit and wisdom of a man who has neither…
Is there a vessel
More noble than the tankard
From which to drink beer?
It does seem doubtful because
Most glasses have no handle
James Proclaims! 
Nothing like a frothy frivolity. Cheers for this, good stout fellow.
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I felt it was important to make a pint with this one
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You did, not ‘arf.
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A most noble vessel that cures what ales you..
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It’s all about the pursuit of hoppiness
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With your lager than life personality, this shouldn’t be a problem.
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It might appear that way, but sometimes I go through helles.
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Understandable. It’s a stein of the times…
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Can’t argue with that one.
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I’m sure you could rise to the chalice
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Maybe if I wasn’t so tankard.
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Gertrude Stein would agree;-)
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Well she did attend John Hopkins University
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🤣🤣🤣
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What happened to the sheep that is asleep on your pint?
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It was out with some friends and decided to do a head count. Always dangerous to count sheep, especially when you’re drinking.
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Shear lunacy!
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That’s a firkin good tanka, not a tin pot one.
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Completed in one draught too
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Looking at the slew of comments dashed out, you had the table groaning with pis- sorry, pithy offerings!
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I set the bar appropriately
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