Christmas Day is over
But it Christmas isn’t gone
Because the house is full of festive food
So the party must go on
I really must stop eating
But there’s so much left to eat
And chocolate’s now a staple
It’s no longer just a treat
I’m concerned that it’s not healthy
And I’ve gained weight I fear
But I find it hard to really care
That’s a problem for next year
James Proclaims! 
10 responses to “A Twixmas Poem”
It seems James’ waist’s expanding
But waste not want not reigns
The more he clears the cupboards
The more his tummy pains!
LikeLiked by 5 people
To be fair I have now built up quite an impressive tolerance.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Christmas is a time to celebrate
Wash down a glass, clean your plate,
And the hell with Weight Watchers-
Expand your belt a few more notches.
LikeLiked by 2 people
If all else fails, there are always bigger trousers
LikeLike
I know just what it is you mean
We’re idling in the doldrums
Waiting for the next excuse to
Oncemore overfill our tums
LikeLiked by 4 people
And I never need much of an excuse
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well said.
LikeLiked by 2 people
And it needed to be said
LikeLiked by 1 person
Overeating time is here
Weight might be gained I fear
But ease your mind, the glass is near
This is why He created beer
May The farce be with us
LikeLiked by 1 person
Beer is great
LikeLiked by 1 person