Another Twixmas Poem

The Christmas presents have long been unwrapped
And the tree has seen better days
But still the Twixmas party goes on
Though it all seems a bit of a haze

I’m not even sure what day it is
Or when I last left this room
I’ve eaten my own weight in chocolate
But there are more calories to consume

I think I might have gone feral
My dignity has gone AWOL
But there is no reason to worry
I’ve still got plenty of alcohol

  6 comments for “Another Twixmas Poem

  1. December 30, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    I was wondering how you stayed so cheerful. Turns out you are mainly beerful.

    Liked by 5 people

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:44 pm

      That is the secret

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  2. December 31, 2020 at 12:41 am

    Drink away your problem like a healthy adult.

    Liked by 1 person

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:44 pm

      Why change a winning formula?

      Liked by 1 person

  3. fortheloveofhomeschool
    December 31, 2020 at 2:09 am

    Omg. You are one seriously funny dude and you have the most well organized blog I’ve ever seen. Kudos.

    Liked by 1 person

    • January 1, 2021 at 4:45 pm

      Thank you for noticing. It’s the result of many hours of procrastination

      Like

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