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Another Twixmas Poem

The Christmas presents have long been unwrapped And the tree has seen better days But still the Twixmas party goes onThough it all seems a bit of a haze I’m not even sure what day it is Or when I last left this room I’ve eaten my own weight in chocolate But there are more…

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The Christmas presents have long been unwrapped
And the tree has seen better days
But still the Twixmas party goes on
Though it all seems a bit of a haze

I’m not even sure what day it is
Or when I last left this room
I’ve eaten my own weight in chocolate
But there are more calories to consume

I think I might have gone feral
My dignity has gone AWOL
But there is no reason to worry
I’ve still got plenty of alcohol

6 responses to “Another Twixmas Poem”

  1. Scribblans Avatar
    Scribblans

    I was wondering how you stayed so cheerful. Turns out you are mainly beerful.

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      That is the secret

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  2. dumbestblogger Avatar
    dumbestblogger

    Drink away your problem like a healthy adult.

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      Why change a winning formula?

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  3. fortheloveofhomeschool Avatar
    fortheloveofhomeschool

    Omg. You are one seriously funny dude and you have the most well organized blog I’ve ever seen. Kudos.

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      Thank you for noticing. It’s the result of many hours of procrastination

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