On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A reality check, “Christmas is over
Now take down the bloody tree!”
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas…
The wit and wisdom of a man who has neither…
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A reality check, “Christmas is over
Now take down the bloody tree!”
James Proclaims! 
An early Epiphany.
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I find you can’t have too many epiphanies
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That’s a good shout anyway, I don’t expect you had much use for ten lords, no matter how leapy they are.
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Even if I did, I’m in tier 4, so I’m not sure it would be permitted.
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Firry nuff!
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An even more succinct way of putting it
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How fairy clever!
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Not a fan of checks unless there’s money involved.
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Wordplay that works less well in the UK because we spell the money kind differently. But I agree with the sentiment
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A moment which goes to showcase the genius of Noah Webster, although I’m still a little bitter about his hatred of the letter “u.”
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As a Brit I can’t legally condone Webster’s work, even if I secretly applaud it. But I have no idea what ‘U’ did to offend him either
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Our tree is coming down as well. sigh.
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In the end it is right to put the tree out of its misery but it still hurts
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