A Tanka That Continues A Recent Theme Of Mocking A Flawed Public Health Campaign While Also Trivialising Another January Health Challenge And Revealing That I Have A Similar Attitude To Nutrition To That Of A Small Child

Dry January
Might still be easier than
Veganuary
I could manage without beer
But I’ll always need ice-cream

  15 comments for “A Tanka That Continues A Recent Theme Of Mocking A Flawed Public Health Campaign While Also Trivialising Another January Health Challenge And Revealing That I Have A Similar Attitude To Nutrition To That Of A Small Child

  1. January 9, 2021 at 6:00 am

    I concur, sir.

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  2. January 9, 2021 at 6:47 am

    Consider this lockdowns length.
    Loneliness can take a heavy toll,
    Keep up your spirits and your strength
    Saturated in unholy amounts of Cholesterol.

    Liked by 3 people

    • January 9, 2021 at 10:49 am

      It’s the only sensible strategy

      Liked by 1 person

  3. January 9, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    It’s a scientific fact.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. January 10, 2021 at 5:28 am

    I’m sure there’s ice cream in Heaven. If it’s in Hell, then I might consider murdering someone on Earth.

    Liked by 2 people

    • January 10, 2021 at 4:32 pm

      I would definitely kill for an eternity of ice-cream

      Liked by 1 person

  5. January 10, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    Apparently you can get vegan ice cream–it’s made with coconut milk. But you’d have to like coconut an awful lot to eat it, I think!

    Liked by 2 people

    • January 10, 2021 at 4:34 pm

      I do quite like coconut but anything that is prefaced by the word vegan makes me suspicious. I might try it, I might even like it, I could possibly even convince myself over time that it is as good as the real thing but there would always be a part of me that would know the truth and I would eventually crack.

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      • January 10, 2021 at 4:39 pm

        One of my favourite jokes: “I’m a level 4 vegan. I don’t eat anything with a shadow”. Lol!

        Liked by 1 person

  6. January 11, 2021 at 12:27 am

    I know of a place which sells beer Ice cream. It’s the best of all worlds. and it’s not dry when it melts

    Promote Laughter

    Liked by 2 people

    • January 11, 2021 at 8:18 am

      You have certainly piqued my curiosity

      Liked by 1 person

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