A Rhyme That Is Relying On Its Dissimilarity To Other Poetic Forms In Order To Justify Its Existence

Today I have nothing of worth to say
But it appears that I’m saying it anyway
And when I have nothing to convey
Bad poetry often becomes my mainstay
Indeed on this blog there’s a fine array
Of underwhelming haikus on display
It’s a tactic I tend to overplay
In my quest to post something everyday
And if this rhyme makes you wish to inveigh
I hope you will grant me some leeway
Because at least today I can relay
That there is no haiku to cause dismay