My intellectual property
Is not worth that much at all to me
In the light of its theft
I would not be bereft
It’s already overpriced at ‘free’
A Limerick That Is Self-Deprecating On One Level But Also A Bit Sarcastic On Another Level
The wit and wisdom of a man who has neither…
James Proclaims! 
You owe me!
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Without doubt
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🖤
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If it is overpriced at free, are you implying that you should be paying me to read this?
My rates are reasonable.
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More than implying but I’m not good for it
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If there’s just one thing we can take from this, it won’t cost us anything.
Which, I feel, is a fairly equal exchange.
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Don’t underestimate the costs of spending, even just a few seconds, reading this drivel.
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Rip off!
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I agree, but sadly there are no refunds. It’s all covered in paragraph 3 of subsection 2.9 of the user agreement
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Damn, I skipped that!
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For reader and writer, cheap at half the price?
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Could I see a copy of that user manual? I want to contact my lawyer about this.
Laugh a while See what happens
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Unfortunately under paragraph 7 of subsection 3.3 it clearly states that additional copies of the user agreement can only be provided upon receipt of a discretionary fee dictated by the circumstances. As such I will require a further payment of £16,789.43 in order to process your request.
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I understand but due to holiday shipping, a clogged toilet, and a general lack of interest, I never received my original copy. I believe you should waive the cost due to these extenuating circumstances
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I’m afraid not receiving an original copy is covered in detail in section 18 part J.
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What does it say. I didn’t get one!
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