16 comments for “A Limerick That Is Self-Deprecating On One Level But Also A Bit Sarcastic On Another Level

  1. February 21, 2021 at 5:27 am

    You owe me!

    Liked by 3 people

  2. February 21, 2021 at 5:31 am

    🖤

    Liked by 1 person

  3. February 21, 2021 at 9:21 am

    If it is overpriced at free, are you implying that you should be paying me to read this?
    My rates are reasonable.

    Liked by 2 people

    • February 21, 2021 at 5:25 pm

      More than implying but I’m not good for it

      Like

  4. February 21, 2021 at 10:07 am

    If there’s just one thing we can take from this, it won’t cost us anything.
    Which, I feel, is a fairly equal exchange.

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 21, 2021 at 5:27 pm

      Don’t underestimate the costs of spending, even just a few seconds, reading this drivel.

      Liked by 1 person

  5. February 21, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Rip off!

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 21, 2021 at 5:28 pm

      I agree, but sadly there are no refunds. It’s all covered in paragraph 3 of subsection 2.9 of the user agreement

      Liked by 1 person

  6. February 21, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    For reader and writer, cheap at half the price?

    Liked by 1 person

  7. February 22, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    Could I see a copy of that user manual? I want to contact my lawyer about this.

    Laugh a while See what happens

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 23, 2021 at 4:45 am

      Unfortunately under paragraph 7 of subsection 3.3 it clearly states that additional copies of the user agreement can only be provided upon receipt of a discretionary fee dictated by the circumstances. As such I will require a further payment of £16,789.43 in order to process your request.

      Liked by 1 person

      • February 23, 2021 at 3:25 pm

        I understand but due to holiday shipping, a clogged toilet, and a general lack of interest, I never received my original copy. I believe you should waive the cost due to these extenuating circumstances

        Liked by 1 person

      • February 23, 2021 at 3:58 pm

        I’m afraid not receiving an original copy is covered in detail in section 18 part J.

        Liked by 1 person

      • February 23, 2021 at 9:05 pm

        What does it say. I didn’t get one!

        Like

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