Free Verse That Is Quite Annoying

I’m likely to be annoyed today
So I wrote this yesterday
When I was only expecting to be annoyed
And not yet actually annoyed
Perhaps the annoying thing won’t be quite so annoying
But it seems likely that it will be quite annoying
So I thought I’d write this annoying post
In anticipation of feeling annoyed
So that others could share in my annoyance
Although they will be annoyed by this
And not by the thing that is annoying me
Or probably annoying me
But I feel that the chances of me not being annoyed
By the annoying thing that will probably annoy me
Are as likely as anyone reading this and not being annoyed
So I’m pretty sure we’ll all be annoyed at the same time
Unless you’re reading this on a later date
When I’m no longer annoyed
In which case I apologise for any annoyance caused

  23 comments for “Free Verse That Is Quite Annoying

  1. February 24, 2021 at 5:34 am

    You said it all.

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 24, 2021 at 6:21 am

      And quite probably too much

      Liked by 1 person

  2. February 24, 2021 at 7:39 am

    Well, that was annoying.

    Apology accepted.

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 24, 2021 at 7:54 am

      You shouldn’t let me off so lightly – I’ll never learn

      Liked by 1 person

      • February 24, 2021 at 8:25 am

        None of us ever learn 😉

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Scribblans
    February 24, 2021 at 12:36 pm

    You don’t appear to have a thesaurus.
    Which is quite annoying.

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 24, 2021 at 1:06 pm

      You could call it an artistic choice or you could call it laziness. Whichever works for you


  4. February 24, 2021 at 1:18 pm

    there’s quite a bit of rhyming for free verse – that will be a tiny bit annoying to free verse lovers, however, I am not one of them, so I am not annoyed at all. I hope you aren’t too annoyed that I am not annoyed or that this comment doesn’t become the source of the annoyance you were anticipating.

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 24, 2021 at 3:05 pm

      I’m mildly annoyed that you are not annoyed


  5. February 24, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    I have an annoying title for this annoying free verse but it is not free. It will cost you – dearly. (Don’t call me dearly! – Just to save you the trouble!)

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 24, 2021 at 5:03 pm

      I’m not interested in a new title for the verse but I will take the new title of ‘dearly’ under consideration

      Liked by 1 person

  6. February 24, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    Surely not!

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 24, 2021 at 5:41 pm

      Now I do draw the line at that one

      Liked by 1 person

  7. February 24, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    Suddenly, I’m glad we’re not n lockdown together. cheers

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 24, 2021 at 7:30 pm

      I’m even worse in real life

      Liked by 1 person

  8. February 25, 2021 at 1:07 am

    I’m annoyed that somehow you are more annoying than me.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. February 25, 2021 at 1:40 am

    Hm. Were you going to have a parent meeting the next day with someone who shouldn’t have reproduced?

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 25, 2021 at 6:25 am

      Have those several times a week. This was a legal proceeding that had the potential to be quite difficult, but fortunately it was fairly straightforward if still time-consuming.

      Liked by 1 person

  10. February 25, 2021 at 3:07 am

    Well It’s today now Are you Annoyed??

    Take time to Laugh. It’s worth it

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 25, 2021 at 6:28 am

      It’s tomorrow now so no. I was a bit annoyed yesterday but far less than advertised

      Liked by 1 person

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