Free Verse That Is Quite Annoying

I’m likely to be annoyed today
So I wrote this yesterday
When I was only expecting to be annoyed
And not yet actually annoyed
Perhaps the annoying thing won’t be quite so annoying
But it seems likely that it will be quite annoying
So I thought I’d write this annoying post
In anticipation of feeling annoyed
So that others could share in my annoyance
Although they will be annoyed by this
And not by the thing that is annoying me
Or probably annoying me
But I feel that the chances of me not being annoyed
By the annoying thing that will probably annoy me
Are as likely as anyone reading this and not being annoyed
So I’m pretty sure we’ll all be annoyed at the same time
Unless you’re reading this on a later date
When I’m no longer annoyed
In which case I apologise for any annoyance caused