I don’t know if the problem is that I’m uninspired
Or if it’s just a case that I’m a little overtired
But lately I’ve been struggling to locate my muse
I’ve checked and it’s not hiding in either of my shoes
I’m sure that other bloggers have experienced my plight
It’s hard to keep on writing when you don’t know what to write
So as long as any good ideas remain out of stock
I’ll have to keep on writing about stupid writer’s block
James Proclaims! 
Stuck in writers block?
Thoughts in dry dock?
Brain simply won’t unlock?
Take skull, knock it,
Better yet, shock it-
Wet finger, poke socket?
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All reasonable solutions
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The muse is still there in the corner
I’m sure that you’ll find it ere long
Try using your thumb like Jack Horner
Whilst thinging a ditty or thong!
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What a good boy am I
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Bravo! Way to turn your writer’s block into writer’s joy. Definitely made me laugh. Keep on writing, my friend.
– Melanie A. Peters
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Thanks! I’m determined to power through!
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You can do this. Although I’m not sure if being struck by a moose is a good idea. I don’t even know if there are moose in the UK. Perhaps if you just look at a picture of a moose it will help.
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Never seen a moose in the UK. I once saw a mouse though and that’s pretty much the same thing.
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Very close. I once saw a moose and a flying squirrel.
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You’re on Rocky ground there. That sounds like a load of Bullwinkle to me…
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How long are you going to Boris me with this?
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I should have writers block this good
Keep laughing, It don’t cost nothing
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A cynic might say that I didn’t have writer’s block at all and it was just an affectation. I’m not going to endorse those views though.
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I had an affectation once. I took penicillin
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This is a cute poem! I really enjoyed it.
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