Little Proclaims Takes The Wheel

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As I appear to still be plagued by writer’s block, I thought I’d let my two-year-old daughter, known to her fans as Little Proclaims, take responsibility for today’s post. Of course regular readers will be more familiar with her contributions to the art world, back when I used to post her drawings on this blog and claim they were art. Which they kind of were, in their own special way.

However today she has decided to try her hand at literature, having managed to get hold of my laptop. Brace yourselves, this is pretty powerful and controversial stuff…

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I expect she’ll be back with more to say soon.

  20 comments for “Little Proclaims Takes The Wheel

  1. March 10, 2021 at 5:29 am

    Brilliant guest post! I’ve never read anything like it.

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  2. March 10, 2021 at 6:47 am

    Words fail me. Any number of times. Lesson two; puntuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation…………..

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    • March 10, 2021 at 7:53 am

      She’s making slow but steady progress

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  3. March 10, 2021 at 10:45 am

    makes sense to me.
    Surprised you let her divulge your password though?

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    • March 10, 2021 at 11:52 am

      It’s a really good password, it would be selfish to keep it to myself

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  4. March 10, 2021 at 11:40 am

    It’s almost like Little Proclaims had a direct telepathic link with the Queen as she watched that interview.

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    • March 10, 2021 at 11:53 am

      Haven’t seen the interview but from what I’ve heard that may be an accurate assessment of the Queen’s thought process

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  5. March 10, 2021 at 12:05 pm

    She’s a deconstructionist, eh?

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  6. March 10, 2021 at 12:10 pm

    I see she has yet to master the Interrogative adjective, just like the rest of the world!

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    • March 10, 2021 at 11:03 pm

      She’s quite interrogative in real life though

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  7. March 11, 2021 at 2:40 am

    Truly a multi-talented wonder.

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  8. March 12, 2021 at 4:52 am

    Very controversial. I surprised your open minded enough to allow it to be printed. You Go Dad

    Keep laughing, It don’t cost nothing

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    • March 12, 2021 at 9:52 am

      She’s entitled to her views. I’m not going to stifle her no matter how much I disagree with her at times

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  9. March 16, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    Brilliant. I think that would sound good on a Didgerigoo.

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