As I appear to still be plagued by writer’s block, I thought I’d let my two-year-old daughter, known to her fans as Little Proclaims, take responsibility for today’s post. Of course regular readers will be more familiar with her contributions to the art world, back when I used to post her drawings on this blog and claim they were art. Which they kind of were, in their own special way.
However today she has decided to try her hand at literature, having managed to get hold of my laptop. Brace yourselves, this is pretty powerful and controversial stuff…
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I expect she’ll be back with more to say soon.
James Proclaims! 
20 responses to “Little Proclaims Takes The Wheel”
Brilliant guest post! I’ve never read anything like it.
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It certainly moved me
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Words fail me. Any number of times. Lesson two; puntuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation…………..
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She’s making slow but steady progress
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makes sense to me.
Surprised you let her divulge your password though?
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It’s a really good password, it would be selfish to keep it to myself
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It’s almost like Little Proclaims had a direct telepathic link with the Queen as she watched that interview.
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Haven’t seen the interview but from what I’ve heard that may be an accurate assessment of the Queen’s thought process
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She’s a deconstructionist, eh?
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In many ways
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I see she has yet to master the Interrogative adjective, just like the rest of the world!
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She’s quite interrogative in real life though
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Truly a multi-talented wonder.
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You should hear her singing.
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I can only imagine.
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Very controversial. I surprised your open minded enough to allow it to be printed. You Go Dad
Keep laughing, It don’t cost nothing
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She’s entitled to her views. I’m not going to stifle her no matter how much I disagree with her at times
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A great, perhaps stupid , father to be sure
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Brilliant. I think that would sound good on a Didgerigoo.
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